Drugs alter the chemical state of a person’s body and mind and essentially, doing drugs is bad for you. And we’re not talking about prescription drugs, but the addictive ones. There are the legal addictive drugs and illegal addictive drugs. Legal, addictive drugs are tobacco and alcohol. Marijuana is illegal in most places but a lot of people still use it recreationally. Some people use it because of medical reasons. Nevertheless, there is wide-spread knowledge of the noxiousness of illegal drugs, but people still do them. It’s not likely that they will be stopped. The Internet is full of drug-related anecdotes, and we have searched through Reddit in search of the most entertaining ones. Acid, mushrooms and marijuana do make life more fun, aside from the side-effects and potential danger.
This guy had the best job ever. PizzaguySensei43 decided to tell a story how the pizza people aren’t just the occasional porn stars. Pizza people, besides delivering pizza right in time, can be high as the sky as well.
So at this time I still lived with my parents, was about a year and a half into my first job (coolest, most chill job ever), and regularly smoked weed on my shifts. Now I did it because it chilled me out and made work go by like a breeze, no complaints, I did my job, in fact, I was their best. I delivered pizza at the time and had just scored some mushies but had left them in my truck. After a friend of mine who was working with me that night came back from my truck, after asking for a light, he told he found them and that I should drop them off at home because it wasn’t safe to carry them around.
I did something better. Ate them (about 3 grammes worth) and Jesus **** Christ was I tripping. Couldn’t stand still, I felt like a rubber ball, the night sky was intoxicating, I looked like an idiot. I’m surprised no customer noticed. So I get back to work after a few runs and decide to spill the beans and tell my co-workers what’s up. They laugh for a good while and I start to peak. I’m freaking out, cleaning. I’m yelling “WE’RE GONNA BE HERE FOREVER WE NEED TO START CLOSING SHOP” and we have like 2 hours til we close. It’s midnight and I’m finally sobering up and notice I am dripping with sweat. Made 90 bucks that night, went home, smoked a joint and passed out
Per instance, the user named Rabidplant had a super trippy experience on acid. Looks like acid should be the next it drug during the hard times we’re all facing.
First time I did LSD I took a 100µg tab. An hour and a half goes by and I don’t feel anything. So I make the most cliché mistake possible and drop another. At this point, I have 3 friends all chilling with me who are sober, who wanted to “observe” LSD out of curiosity. I was perfectly fine with it until a half hour or so after I dropped the second tab when it hit me like a train. Immediately stand up, say I’m going to get some water and book s*** out of the apartment.
No idea what I was doing, I just wanted to run and be free. From the room, I hear my friends talk about hearing the door open and they start coming after me, raising their voice and yelling. I swear to God, the halls felt like a vortex I was running through. So I run outside, and there just happened to be a bus leaving at that moment, which I got on. Smiling and waving, I laughed at my friends who were freaking out and chasing the bus. Took the ride all the way to campus, got out, and just stared at the beauty of the world from the stop. My life was never the same again.
User Wackywill24 wrote about his interpretation of the scene with the crumbles from Hansel and Gretel’s is a gem.
The first time I got stoned, I was about 15 and I as always curious about weed. So we rode around town and smoke 2 joints and bumped my buddies subwoofers (which was amazing) and headed to Cici’s pizza. Cici’s is a cheap pizza buffet for you that don’t know. I then get out of the car absolutely gone and float into the place and ask for the same thing my friends got because at this point I couldn’t process anything and had the first ever case of the munchies. So I proceeded to stack one plate full of pizza( 8-10 pieces) and walked to our table and sit down.
My friend then says “Dude where is your pizza?” And I look down and have just crumbs on my plate. So I look back and see a few little piles of pizza that lead to where I’m sitting. I was so stoned I didn’t even realise I was dropping my pizza everywhere in front of people and just leaving it there lol. At that point everybody in the place knows and I have to make the walk of shame to pick all the pieces up. The custodian even talked to me and he oddly resembled the guy in The Ringer that says” You scratched my CD” in the movie. If you’ve seen the movie you know what I’m talking about.
A user named Zedh shared this classic hippie-trippin’ story. Peace, love, and reflections.
The first time I really tripped hard was when I was hippie flipping at a music festival. The festival allowed reentry, and my friend really wanted food. We walked to a nearby Chipotle, and I ended up peaking there. It was the strangest thing. It was crazy busy so I went to grab a table while my friend was in line. I was trying so hard to act normal, but there were families everywhere and I just kept thinking, they knooow! I’d also heard that you shouldn’t look in mirrors while tripping, but we went to the bathroom afterward. I ended up doing it anyway and I was actually fascinated by my reflection.
The first time I took amp was right before I had a photography critique in my photo class sophomore year of college. Nothing really funny happened, but I was really talkative, which I usually am not really during critiques, and my legs wouldn’t stop shaking. I doubt anyone really noticed but again I was thinking, they know! After class I was still stimmed up, and I tried studying for an upcoming test at the dining hall, but I got so distracted by how good the music I was listening to sounded that I just spent my time looking up music, haha.
For more surprisingly funny drug-related stories, visit this Sub-Reddit: Drugs. The topic is archived and you won’t be able to vote or comment, but them stories, right?