By: Zoe Melnyk One week ago, Americans woke up in complete shock that the “strong” and “bold” United States of America actually elected former reality T.V. celebrity and former beauty pageant owner Donald Trump as its leader. To be fair, Trump…
The Dunce Cap
How to navigate the US Presidential Election night
BY: ZOE MELNYK Does anyone else feel like this election has been going on for decades and that it would never actually end? Well, the day that basically everyone in the entire world has been waiting for is three days away on…
Why do women really want children?
By: Zoe Melnyk Just a single generation ago, it was completely normal for a woman to graduate from high school, get married, and have children. In 1980, the average age for women to start having children was just over 22…
The Public Has Spoken: An Avocado Is Better Suited in the Oval Office than Donald Trump
BY: KAROUN CHAHINIAN Donald Trump, billionaire entrepreneur, TV personality, and “the greatest jobs president that God ever created,” officially announced his candidacy for President of the United States on June 16th. In other news, the public polled online that they…
Donald Trump’s presidential announcement sparks questions of crippling bath salts addiction
BY: THE PLAID ZEBRA In a dishevelled and upsettingly erratic state, Donald Trump just announced his bid for presidency drawing concerns that he has developed a crippling addiction to bath salts. In the 68-storey Trump Tower, the real estate magnate…