BY: DANIEL WATERBORNE
Clichés stick to Hollywood the same way that the soles of my shoes stick to the movie theatre floor. Sadly, Hollywood isn’t run by directors or screenwriters; Hollywood is run by balding men around boardroom tables. And let’s face it, sometimes analyzing a movie afterwards is more entertaining than watching the movie itself.
Recently, people have taken to Twitter to assume the role of film critics, by providing hilarious synopses of your favourite movies in 140 characters or less. Some might change how you see some of your favourite childhood movies forever.
A guy learns to love a girl without her Instagram filters. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/xM0k8LRXP8
— Khadi (@KhadiDon) December 13, 2015
Leonardo Dicaprio finds out he can't even win an Oscar in his dreams.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/fbPfiUKI6a
— Joel Davis (@JoelDavis66) December 15, 2015
idiot ginger and mouse violate 8 health code regulations #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/sL7PMn7nr6
— malc (@malcsta) December 15, 2015
Small town Doctor brings 3 people closer together #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/I0kJZVkxsh
— JRCM. (@nostalgicfrolic) December 14, 2015
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly talking frog convinces son to kill his dad pic.twitter.com/ozcsaipld5
— D Grand ⛵ (@DeraldThomas) December 14, 2015
30 years in the friendzone.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/7sOY1GfTdy
— Marc Straight (@MarcStraight) December 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/kingsleyyy/status/676268458896560128
An old man pretends to be bed-ridden for years until he gets a chance at some free chocolate #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/I6PmDA5CZa
— Buh-lah-kay (@hiblake92) December 14, 2015
Stockholm syndrome works. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/nuYKOeneYD
— Dan Slott (@DanSlott) December 13, 2015
A lot of people take the Ice Bucket Challenge. It doesn't end well.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WBMk8vrtfj
— Alistair Frederick (@ali_frederick) December 14, 2015
Him: I love you
Her: new phone who dis?#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/o2rTXDxtvk— Southern Post Grad (@southern_grad) December 14, 2015
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A billionaire devotes his fortune to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill. pic.twitter.com/DQKcy4okRA
— Ba-wyan C-137 (@CinemaSuicide) December 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/FCKHEMMXNGS/status/676383036561211393
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girl has to pretend she's a man to be taken seriously pic.twitter.com/Tkks84bXSy
— Emily DAVIS (@emilyda222) December 14, 2015
She started wearing less and going out more #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/AwNTNV0OkN
— Val✨ (@OrtegaaVal) December 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/SueChainzz/status/676283042814550016
Woman learns not to hate the players and only to hate the game. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/YgXee1vsbj
— Alan Sizzler Kistler (@SizzlerKistler) December 14, 2015
Illegal immigrant chased by the Feds #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/SSpCMo6btW
— Mexican Rug Dealer (@MikeElChingon) December 14, 2015
Helpful man teaches ladies how to properly use skin care products #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/c3yIbBMV2A
— Derek Krahn (@BigCatDerek) December 14, 2015
Drug addicted girl takes advantage of mentally challenged boy….for 3 decades #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/XHGK3CGvG1
— Caleb Williams (@KnightGambit) December 14, 2015
Group spends 9 hours returning jewelry.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/0JblTqCBtG
— Eser Unsalan (@eserunsalan) December 14, 2015
