It comes in many forms – red, white, sweet, sour, aged, fresh. Who doesn’t like to recline with a glass of wine after a hard day? Humans have been brewing and drinking alcohol for thousands of years, and you don’t cultivate a relationship with rotten grapes for that long without learning some unexpected side effects of imbibing. For instance, if you drink enough wine at any party you can inevitably turn even the primmest and most proper social gathering into a hot disaster faster than you can say “Dionysius.” More practically, wine has some interesting side effects on our minds — which you might already know – and our bodies, including some surprising evidence that wine consumption might sharpen our mental and physical acuity rather than dull them.

Scientists investigated the compounds left in the body after a moderate amount of wine consumption. They discovered that wine leaves behind “metabolites” the byproducts of human digestion of the various sugars and chemicals in your average glass of wine. These compounds stay in the body even after it expels waste. Scientists added these compounds into cell samples – then subjected the altered cells to stressful conditions that lead to dysfunction and death. Those cells with the compounds proved hardier and more versatile than those without. How do they do that? Metabolites spread throughout a cell as they’re consumed; protecting all parts of a cell from the systematic cascade that usually heralds the death of a cell.
