BY: DANIEL KORN
I probably eat chocolate every day. Not a whole bar – that’s a recipe for fitness disaster – but certainly a couple squares after dinner. Enough to get the taste in my mouth, but not enough for it to negate the workout I’ve done earlier in the day.
But these small transgressions build up, and within a week I probably eat about 400 empty calories that I don’t need. As I attempt to uphold my New Year’s resolution, I’m starting to realize that I’m probably going to have to cut it out.
Luckily, thanks to innovations by a particularly adventurous Belgian, it might not be so bad. In 2009, gourmet chocolatier Dominique Persoon of The Chocolate Line invented the first “Chocolate Shooter” for the birthday party of – wait for it – Charlie Watts and Ronnie Wood of The Rolling Stones. The contraption is basically a clear mini-catapult, with two spoons that can be adjusted to fit the space between nostrils. You fill each spoon with cocoa powder – Persoon’s own concoction is also infused with ginger and mint – count to 3, and press a button that launches the powder into your nose while simultaneously inhaling. Hard.

The taste of the chocolate stays present for about 15 minutes after which it wears off.

Kits can be bought locally in Vancouver for $109 CAD, or shipped from The Chocolate Line themselves for about $120. It’s a bit steep for what is essentially a novelty party item, but it’s certainly interesting; if you’re the sort of person who’s interested in experimenting with your body, get that cocoa in your nose and let us know how it goes.