BY: JESSICA BEUKER
Ahh Christmas time—the fluffy white snow, the twinkling lights, the time spent with family, the presents, the tree, the copious amounts of eggnog, even the commercials are magical. I can say without shame, that I cry every year when I see the new holiday Coca-Cola ad. And don’t even get me started on that holiday Gap commercial where the couple is all wrapped up in the same scarf. These commercials are warm, everyone is happy, and everyone loves each other.
This year, it may come as a surprise to you that the Christmas commercial responsible for spreading the warmest fuzzies is none other than Pornhub’s new holiday ad. Yes, that Pornhub.
The ad shows a family gathered on Christmas Day, as they open the gifts they have received from one another. Mom gets a jacket and she tries it on right away. The daughter gets a Polaroid camera; excitedly she begins taking pictures. Dad’s busy taking classic dad selfies on his new iPad. The son however notices that something is not right. Poor grandpa is sitting alone in the corner, a look of disappointment splashed across his face.
So naturally he does what any grandson should do on Christmas; he hands his grandfather a card, and in it—a gift card for Porn. Now Grandpa is ecstatic.
I’m not entirely sure why gift cards for Pornhub even exist. I mean most of it’s free anyway. But if you’re scrapped (like really scraping the bottom of the barrel) for ideas this Christmas and want to give someone the gift that keeps on giving, then perhaps a subscription to Pornhub Premium will do the trick.
