BY: LISA CUMMING 

Sometimes the closest thing to action I get is listening to some dude talk about his sloppy one-night-stand on the streetcar.

“Dude this chick was like, all over me. She didn’t even want to wait till we got to her parent’s house so she gave me dome right outside of Gracie’s.”

So sue me, I eavesdropped a little bit of a pervy conversation. But, had you been in my position, your ears would have perked up too.

It’s natural to be curious and even more human to be curious about sex. Short of watching porn and potentially having your mom walk in right when she shouldn’t, accessing knowledge about how others have sex usually comes in the form of big dusty books with hard-to-swallow academic language detailing exactly how homo sapiens do the nasty.

In comes The Casual Sex Project, an online database teeming with true stories about one-night stands, fuck buddies, short-flings oh my.

Dr. Zhana, the creator of the project, is a sex researcher. She founded the database as a way to collect research on casual sex, and not just from college-age individuals. There is no age maximum for this site, and more often than not there are a few detailed stories about grannies getting down. The submissions section only asks for a listing of age, gender, race, orientation, identity, and religion to create a diverse collection of sexual expeditions.

While you can get a great kick out of reading these shorts, the project also allows for a sense of camaraderie and bonding between completely anonymous individuals all over the world. Maybe you’ve done something none of your friends have, and you feel like an outcast. Turns out someone in the middle of Scotland has done the same intensely kinky thing.

Reading through the site is like reading through erotic fiction: it’s a little poorly written with way too many innuendos, but nonetheless once you’ve read through one story your thirst for more is unquenchable.

Some of the best stories I’ve seen:

Latin Satisfaction by Susie – “He fucked me hard for four hours, until I passed out, completely dick drunk.”
Tent Sex by Freja – “Worst: that fucking child-size tent”
Threesome at Fisherman’s Wharf by lovinglife – “The next morning as we lay in bed, my wife and I diddled each other, as we often do…”
Mall Experience by Lise – “I could tell she was into it. Which is a big deal because a lot of girls pretend to be but aren’t. (LA syndrome.)”
Front Yard by CoolAsAlaska – “…because I have a thing for tall slim much younger men who are hung.”
The Tale of MDMA & The 11” Cock by Gracie – “ Instead, he pulled out a Magnum and deftly sheathed his beast.”
What Happens in Jakarta Stays In Jakarta by ThePharmacist – “It was strange, but being in a committed relationship sometimes makes me want to rebel, be naughty.”
I Should Get The Fuck Over This by Melanie – “None of that baggage was presented to him. None of those things define me and with those experience in other people’s eyes I become someone I’m not… with him I was free of that.”
A Very Disappointing Fuck by Jacrou – “I felt uninspired. I fudged the answer but it’s no. No I will not fuck you again. It isn’t going to work if you ignore the clit.”
PTA Hookup by Closet freak – “I really wanted to have a man and a woman. So, when the opportunity presented itself I went for it.”
BJ In My Red Cougar by lovinglife – “She said she was perfectly happy with her boyfriend, she just wanted to play. No strings attached. Why would I say no to that?”
Mexican Horny Girl by Dan – “ I could not come and got tired (probably the alcohol hit me hard) and had to stop. I just passed out.”
Your Dick Looks Like a Lightsaber by Gracie – “He laughed and swung it back and forth a couple times, making that deep drone-like sound lightsabers make.”
Filling Nene’s Ass – “A couple minutes later Dean grunts, stops thrusting and takes a drink of his beer. Nene asks us to swap ends.”
First Time Military Gay by Mike – “I was nervous as this was my first time with another man.”
Can You Tune My Tv In Please? By kiwibloke – “I leaned in and gave her a good night kiss, she felt my cock, said “lucky ali” and I moved on.”
LSD & School by matthew – “I was in the girls restroom and I just didn’t care or even think about it. I said im busy and I will be done soon.”
Dungeon Double-Blowjob by Danny – “They led me over to a couch in the corner of the dungeon and sat me down.”
Select Soccer & The Demanding Schedule by Matthew – “Mrs. B was the tall (6’2″) skinny mom of my best friend. She had the longest sexiest legs and always wore trendy short skirts and some type of leggings/hose with high heels.”
My Drummer Boy Fuck Toy by Gifted – “We ended up going to his place after leaving the club; with my husband’s full approval of course!”
Biggus Dickus by Cpt_nice – “Despite my expert deepthroat skills, his apparatus proved too much for me, but he enjoyed it nonetheless.”
Girl From The Bus Station Peed After Doggy by Tamm – “She said that the doggy position made her pee. It made me even hornier as she told me that I fucked her so hard that she had to pee.”

Sources: askmen.com,  puaro.lv