BY: THE PLAID ZEBRA
The consumingly violent novel-turned-cult classic, Fight Club, had millions of Average Joes across North America thinking about clearing the dusty cardboard boxes from their unfinished basements to start an underground fight club and grind their neighbours annoying stupid fucking face into the cement floor among the cheers and blood-smeared smiles of co-workers.
In an attempt to make his R-rated novel capture the imaginations of a more youthful demographic, Chuck Palahniuk adapted his masterpiece into what is undoubtedly perched to become an instant children’s classic. The story quickly goes from Robert Munsch to David Lynch. Here’s to wishing Fight Club 4 Kids would hit book shelves in reality. We couldn’t possibly imagine a more entertaining book signing.